Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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