I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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