she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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