oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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