she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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