i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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