Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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