it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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