Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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