Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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