I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She announced her abortion via fbk
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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