his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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