is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
