I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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