Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
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and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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