I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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