"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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