David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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