You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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