its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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