it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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