If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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