your thong is hanging out like whoa
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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