the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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