I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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