yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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