found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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