he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
COCAINE IS GR8
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