She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
did you just send me my own nude
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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