We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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