Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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