Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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