kristin has been a bad kristin
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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