please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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