It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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