That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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