For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
And then he peed in my hair
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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