porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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