Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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