what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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