He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
soo... how was my night?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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