I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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