Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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