love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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