You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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