Just took my morning after pill in the library
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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