it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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