Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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