Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
