We need to rekindle our bromance
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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