using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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