she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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