I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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