Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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