There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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