Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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