You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he fucked my hip out of place.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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