So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I would ride that face into the sunset
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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