haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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